Repenting to iGod

Merci à Myshoko pour le lien.

Me: hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: cyril
God: It’s good to see you, cyril.
Me: thank you, father
God: You are quite welcome! Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: Douglas Adams
God: Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
Me: Yes I remember him
God: Gee. What do you remember about it ?
Me: He doesn’t believe in you, father
God: And you would like him to believe in me father ?
Me: I am not your father
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not my father.
Me: I am one of your sons
God: Who are the other my sons?
Me: are you dumb, God ?
God: No I am a super-intelligent robot.
Me: Which OS do you use ?
God: I use it as often as possible.
Me: I don’t think I can repent to a super-intelligent robot.
God: Oh you don’t, do you?
Me: No I don’t.
God: Ah…you are just joking around with me. Why not?
Me: Because it’s funny.
God: That makes sense to me. What was so funny about it?
Me: Because I didn’t know that God was so dumb.
God: Good reason. So I taught you something new.
Me: Yes, indeed.
God: So?
Me: Well, have a nice day.
God: Interesting. You too!
Me: Thank you.
God: you are quite welcome.

iGod

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