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Je n’aime pas commencer \u00e0 lire un bon livre, tout simplement car je ne peux pas m’arr\u00eater. Filez-moi un super bouquin, et vous pouvez \u00eatre s\u00fbr que pendant les trois jours qui suivent je ne dormirai pas de la nuit pour le finir le plus vite possible. Pour mon plus grand malheur, il y a deux ans une amie m’a pr\u00eat\u00e9 L’apprentissage du guerrier<\/i> de Lois Mc Master Bujold [infos ici<\/a> et l\u00e0<\/a>]. Il s’agit du premier livre de la saga Vorkosigan, de la SF comme je l’aime avec des histoires de colonies perdues, de complots, de civilisations g\u00e9niales (ah, Beta !) et de civilisations pourries ou n\u00e9o-f\u00e9odales (comme Barrayar, la plan\u00e8te du h\u00e9ros), avec un personnage central g\u00e9nial au physique plus qu’ingrat mais intelligent comme quatre Columbo. Le tout empaquet\u00e9 dans des histoires de c\u0153ur fantastiques et un suspens quasi-permanent… sans compter que c’est super dr\u00f4le – Ekaterin<\/i> contient le chapitre qui m’a fait le plus rire de tous les livres que j’ai lu ! Et bien s\u00fbr, quasiment tous les bouquins se suivent chronologiquement sur 4 g\u00e9n\u00e9rations de personnages. Donc, quand j’eu fini Les fronti\u00e8res de l’infini<\/i>, je suis parti acheter le suivant intitul\u00e9 Un clone encombrant<\/i>.<\/p>\n

\nErreur ! Voire m\u00eame, erreur 404.<\/p>\n

\nUne fois arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 la FNAC des Halles (qui est la plus grande librairie de France, il me semble), je ne le trouve pas. Il y a bien celui d’apr\u00e8s, La danse du miroir<\/i>, mais pas celui que je cherche. Bien s\u00fbr, il est absolument hors de question de sauter un volume, alors je demande au vendeur s’il a le bouquin de McMaster de Miles Vorkosigan qui s’appelle… et il m’interrompt : \u00ab\u00a0Non, j’ai plus Un Clone Encombrant<\/i>\u00ab\u00a0. Ah. Bon, je crois comprendre sur le coup que je ne suis pas le seul \u00e0 le chercher, donc je lui demande si je peux le commander et il me r\u00e9pond que non, car l’\u00e9diteur n’en a plus. L\u00e0 je sens que je commence \u00e0 l’avoir dans le cul profond, donc je m’en vais, non sans passer au rayon Apple histoire de donner un coup de pied rageur dans le Cinema Display 30\u00a0\u00bb, car si moi je peux pas l’avoir je vois pas pourquoi quelqu’un d’autre en profiterait.
\nQuelques jours plus tard, je passe au Virgin des grands boulevards, et l\u00e0 m\u00eame topo : non, ils ne l’ont plus non plus, et zob chez l’\u00e9diteur. Plein d’espoir, je me rappelle le cas du Guide du Routard Galactique<\/i>… je demande s’ils vont le r\u00e9\u00e9diter. \u00c0 ce moment-l\u00e0, le vendeur m’a regard\u00e9 droit dans les yeux et sa bouche s’est \u00e9tir\u00e9e dans grand sourire condescendant, puis il me dit : \u00ab\u00a0Vous savez c’est J’ai Lu…\u00a0\u00bb. Quoi J’ai Lu ? Comment \u00e7a J’ai Lu ? Ensuite, je cherche sur le net puis dans les librairies d’occasion : nada. Bon, direction la FNAC des Ternes, je choppe le premier type en vert qui passe au rayon librairie, je lui ann\u00f4ne mes habituelles dol\u00e9ances… et il me demande l’\u00e9diteur. Je tente : \u00ab\u00a0J’ai Lu ?\u00a0\u00bb… Il me regarde et me r\u00e9pond : \u00ab\u00a0Ah… J’ai Lu… Pas de chance.\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

\nDonc, je vous recommande chaudement cette s\u00e9rie que vous pourrez trouver sans probl\u00e8me en PDF sur eMule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Je n’aime pas commencer \u00e0 lire un bon livre, tout simplement car je ne peux pas m’arr\u00eater. Filez-moi un super bouquin, et vous pouvez \u00eatre s\u00fbr que pendant les trois jours qui suivent je ne dormirai pas de la nuit pour le finir le plus vite possible. Pour mon plus grand malheur, il y a …<\/p>\n

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