{"id":267,"date":"2010-01-30T03:49:51","date_gmt":"2010-01-30T01:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crlam.free.fr\/wp\/?p=267"},"modified":"2023-03-20T10:25:32","modified_gmt":"2023-03-20T09:25:32","slug":"5-ans-putain-de-bordel-de-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fenarinarsa.com\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"5 ans, putain de bordel de m***e"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mais m***e, m***e, putain chi\u00e9 quoi m***e !<\/p>\n

\u00c7a fait plus de 5 ans que ce blog existe. Il a r\u00e9sist\u00e9 \u00e0 tout : spam de m***e, h\u00e9bergeur de m***e, r\u00e9dacteur de m***e. Voyages, d\u00e9motivations, d\u00e9pressions, remotivations, temps qui manque, temps qui court, temps qui fuit, la vie est si courte, oh oui.<\/p>\n

Bref.<\/p>\n

\u00c0 mon grand regret j’ai vraiment plus beaucoup de temps pour \u00e9crire des conneries. Et aujourd’hui il est plus facile de balancer une photo de Joyeux No\u00ebl (je vous laisse chercher sur le blog) sur Facebook que sur son blog o\u00f9 c’est chiant, faut uploader l’image, faire l’article, avertir les potes, et au final y’a 5 personnes que \u00e7a fait marrer. Donc la seule chose \u00e0 quoi peut encore vraiment servir un blog, c’est \u00e9crire des choses rigolotes et flatter l’\u00e9go de son propri\u00e9taire. Moi je suis pour, mais \u00e7a prend des heures pour \u00e9crire des conneries dr\u00f4les, alors m***e quoi !<\/p>\n

Bon, ceci dit je me suis tellement marr\u00e9 en relisant les archives du blog que je pense avoir plus de chances concernant ma r\u00e9demption en \u00e9crivant plut\u00f4t qu’en redevenant pratiquant (de toute fa\u00e7on la messe n’aura plus jamais le m\u00eame go\u00fbt maintenant qu’on capte internet en 3G dans les \u00e9glises).<\/p>\n

Une petite voix qui est pr\u00e9sentement emmitoufl\u00e9e dans un plaid rose (un mot que j’ai appris r\u00e9cemment – \u00ab\u00a0plaid\u00a0\u00bb hein, pas \u00ab\u00a0rose\u00a0\u00bb) m’a dit de passer sur overblog. Ouais, bof, franchement si c’est pour me faire virer d\u00e8s que je mets une photo de gode ou que je dis m***e… ben non.<\/p>\n

Bref. Je l’ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 dit.<\/p>\n

Je ne suis pas de ceux qui sont connect\u00e9s sur Twitter pour dire \u00ab\u00a0ouhlala j’ai mal \u00e0 la t\u00eate\u00a0\u00bb ou \u00ab\u00a0j’ai envie de rentrer chez moi\u00a0\u00bb. Sauf \u00e0 savoir \u00e9videmment qu’un\/une follower serait pr\u00eat \u00e0 me ramener un Efferalgan (marque, aaaaaah !) ou \u00e0 me d\u00e9poser chez moi. Alors c’est pas pour le dire sur overblog pour recevoir 5 euros par mois. Mais je suis s\u00fbr que je peux quand m\u00eame raconter des trucs rigolol. Je suis pas si vieux que \u00e7a.<\/p>\n

Bref.<\/p>\n

Je sais, j’utilise \u00ab\u00a0bref\u00a0\u00bb pour rallonger mes textes. Mouahaha.<\/p>\n

Allez bonne ann\u00e9e, j’ai encore le droit puisqu’on est en janvier, d’abord.<\/p>\n

Sinon abonnez-vous \u00e0 Nolife<\/a>, car j’ai pas mang\u00e9 depuis trois jours. Sivoup\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\nBref.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mais m***e, m***e, putain chi\u00e9 quoi m***e ! \u00c7a fait plus de 5 ans que ce blog existe. Il a r\u00e9sist\u00e9 \u00e0 tout : spam de m***e, h\u00e9bergeur de m***e, r\u00e9dacteur de m***e. Voyages, d\u00e9motivations, d\u00e9pressions, remotivations, temps qui manque, temps qui court, temps qui fuit, la vie est si courte, oh oui. Bref. \u00c0 …<\/p>\n

5 ans, putain de bordel de m***e<\/span> Lire la suite\u00a0\u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"yoast_head":"\n5 ans, putain de bordel de m***e - Coredump<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fenarinarsa.com\/?p=267\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"5 ans, putain de bordel de m***e - Coredump\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mais m***e, m***e, putain chi\u00e9 quoi m***e ! \u00c7a fait plus de 5 ans que ce blog existe. 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